WATCH THIS FUCKING VIDEO AND TELL ME THIS DOESN’T LOOK LIKE THE MOST FUN EVER
IT’S A ZOMBIE 5K OBSTACLE COURSE
ZOMBIES
CHASING YOU
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ogcw:
Do drugs but stay in school too so you can get a good job and buy more drugs.
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in 5th grade they made my class do a seminar thing on drugs and we had to sign an anti-drug pledge and afterwards they gave us these really fancy certificates declaring that we would be drug free forever and i ended up rolling a joint with mine in freshman year so there u go
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i have seen everything i need to see before i die
I FOTGOT HOW TO DOLPHINDAMMIT DOLPH DOLPH !!
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BUT THE LADY IS LIKE
“… .y… -okay.”
ALWAYS REMEMBER.
even the puppet backed up
crying because of the puppet tho
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haha time for some WILD times to myself
hehehe
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Everything about Kevin Jonas makes me uncomfortable
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no mom, i don’t need a condom, i won’t get pregnant
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this one time i had to look after a fake baby for school and i got like 100% but all i did was shut it up when it cried, he just sat with me on tumblr for 2 days
he was called doug. he also enjoyed fine wine
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