in 5th grade they made my class do a seminar thing on drugs and we had to sign an anti-drug pledge and afterwards they gave us these really fancy certificates declaring that we would be drug free forever and i ended up rolling a joint with mine in freshman year so there u go
i have seen everything i need to see before i dieI FOTGOT HOW TO DOLPHIN
DAMMIT DOLPH DOLPH !!
so am i getting my snack wrap or
no mom, i don’t need a condom, i won’t get pregnant
this one time i had to look after a fake baby for school and i got like 100% but all i did was shut it up when it cried, he just sat with me on tumblr for 2 days
he was called doug. he also enjoyed fine wine